Actually, sure I could:
THANK YOU! x infinity.
If you want to still help, here's the condensed spiel:
Help prove my theory: social media can be used for good. This is an experiment, which hopefully works. I want to see if people, total strangers in some cases, can come together and pull for a common goal: help kids play organized sports. You may not know me, but you know what it's like to play on a team. Donate what you can and and you can leave this page knowing you're helping a kid fulfill their dream.
[...]Skip your coffee one day and put the $5 here. Or, skip eating out for lunch one day and put the $10 here. Or, skip a pint at an MLSE game and put the $20 here. Who knows, in a few years time, you might be wearing their name and number on your back.
If you would like to donate. All the cool kids are.
Thanks again guys, you're all rockstars.
Hopp (and undying gratitude),