A Bashful Apology

My mum says I'm unladylike when it comes to soccer. My dad says I have a big mouth. The decent and likable Jerrad Peters yells at me. So, I would like to take this opportunity to defend my actions by quoting the greatest writer (in the form of lyrics) of all time, Cole Porter:

Good authors too who once knew better words 

Now only use four letter words 

Writing prose, Anything Goes. 

I am usually quite nice. Usually. 


Hopp,
scm.