Today I received my “CSA Centenary SS Jersey Jersey” (that’s
what it said on the shipping label anyway; I don’t know what SS means or why
there’s two “jerseys,” but whatever, I will refer to it as it’s official
shipping title). I have to say, I love it:
(Yes, my webcam isn't great, I know, but look how happy I am!)
Anyway, great shirt. I mean, it’s no this:
(Seriously, I love this. And refuse to recognize their normal new-non-CSA-Centenary-SS-Jersey-Jersey jersey. Hey! We're up to three jerseys now!)
But, I like it all the same. Very smart!
Anyway, that was just a prelude to this post, which has
absolutely nothing to do with the prelude. I am on to another campaign folks!
But hear me out, this may interest you:
Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: An Udinese supporter and Juventus supporter united over Alessandro
Nesta.
That’s right, the new campaign is to bring Nesta to TFC.
Why? Because we need him. Now, I understand that financials for TFC may not
make that possible (that’s a lie, I don’t understand anything about
financials!), so me and a Juventino have decided to team up and start a #Nesta4TFC fund. And we’d like you to contribute.
So far, we have $0. Actually, probably less now that I’ve bought
a piggy bank for funds (Branden, I dipped into our Nest-a Egg by the way…)
Nest-a Egg. I’m awesome!
Anyway, I’m sure over the next few weeks we’ll be selling it
over Twitter, so look for #Nesta4TFC from me and @B_Like_Fonz. You know, until
he signs with NYRB.
But, until he does, let’s try for this:
(thanks to @digger3210 for finding me a picture to use! I mean, it's totally legit!)
Fun fact: this is the moment where Branden regrets our
partnership on this. Anyway let's keep the focus: #Nesta4TFC!
Oh, hey, and also, see you all next Wednesday! I’ll be the
one with the really big smile :D! Until then!
Hopp,
scm.
Post script: Nest-a Egg! I crack myself up. God, I’m
brilliant!
I take it that I'm the brains and you're public face of this endeavour?
ReplyDeleteI understand the financials at least!
100%! It will be a perfect partnership! I also call being in charge of the puns.
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