Now, no one seems to find this as SUPREMELY AWESOME as I do, nevertheless, it got me thinking that TFC needs a sponsorship makeover of its own.
Well, lucky for you guys I have no life, so I took the liberty of making my own artist renditions of how a new logo would really spruce up the kit.
A new logo of things that I like.
WWF: Let's start with a charity. I like charities. And they're totally in vogue for soccer shirts right now. And who doesn't like WWF?
Jurassic Park: Because WFF was too late for the dinosaurs.
Kagi-fret: The best of the cheapest Swiss chocolate. Well, at least I know at least one TFC player who'd appreciate it.
Nespresso: What else? (Um, that makes more sense if you watch this:
Ferragamo: Because I already have a couple of purses that will match.
My Little Pony: I really don't think this needs an explanation.
TFC, you're welcome to use any of my concepts. I'll even explain to BMO on your behalf the change. I mean, they still get to have their name on the stadium, they'll understand.
Also, dear reader, if while waiting on the production of the new kit, you want to make a donation to the Jumpstart Foundation, I got you covered:
Post script: one day I might invest in Photoshop.