As I am watching UEFA/Europa, I came up with this. Agree? Disagree? Suggestions? (Note: probably not the best pictures to prove my point, but think about it!)
1. Freddie Ljungberg v David Beckham
2. Alberto Aquilani v Dimitar Berbatov (both in old uniforms to boot)
3. Andrei Arshavin v Zac Efron
5. Lionel Messi v a lemming
post script: No, I am not adding the Rooney - Shrek comparison.